Hilarisch.."I see many of the same questions being asked by potential Elise owners, so I thought I would take the time to list these most common questions and their answers.
This should make it easy for you to determine if this is your car or not!
Can I use the Elise as a daily driver?
If you have to think about it, No. We all do just fine, thanks for asking.
What kind of fuel mileage does it get?
I just have no comment on the single most ridiculous question ever...
Will my girlfriend fit in the passenger seat?
Since you're concerned, probably not, and if you can't see your belt buckle, you won't either...
What kind of body kits are available?
Lots of them, and they actually do something. Please don't buy them though, I don't want you driving on the street any faster than you already are.
What is the largest sub I can fit on the rear shelf?
Quite frankly, you are an embarrassment, do not ever mention Colin Chapman's name in public...
Should I get the touring pack?
Sure, and really make us proud, put a trailer hitch on there too...
I have heard that the AC doesn't work very well, is that true?
I don't know, I removed mine. Others say it makes a great defogger...
How does the Elise compare to XY and Z...
It doesn't, so please move along... There's nothing to see here.
And last but not least, If your question contains any of the following:
I'm 21...
I just graduated from college...
My parents, my girlfriend, my mom, dad, or grandparents...
or
This is my first...
Then an Elise most definitely should NOT be in your future..."
