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Voor wie op zijn gemak wat meer powerreserve wenst:
http://british-racing-green.tumblr.com/post/17233892209

Het leven is als een penis:

... Prettig en ontspannen...




... maar...




... Het zijn de vrouwen die het hard maken!

Whahahaha True that! (Sorry dames..)

billie schreef:Het leven is als een penis:

hard maar veel te kort

Hugo schreef:

billie schreef:Het leven is als een penis:

hard maar veel te kort

Een vader gaat voor zijn dochtertje een verjaardagscadeautje in de speelgoedwinkel kopen.

Vraagt hij aan de verkoopster : "Juffrouw, ik zou graag voor mijn dochter een Barbiepop kopen. Wat kost dat zoal ?
Zegt de verkoopster : "We hebben er verschillende, Meneer.
-Barbie in de fitness- kost 19,95 Euro.
-Barbie speelt volleyball- kost 19,95 Euro
-Barbie gaat winkelen- kost 19,95 Euro
-Barbie gaat dansen- kost 19,95 Euro
-Barbie op het werk- kost 19,95 Euro
-Barbie gaat trouwen- kost 19,95 Euro
-Barbie gescheiden- kost 150 Euro"
Heel verwonderd vraagt de man : "Waarom kost -Barbie gescheiden- 150 Euro terwijl al de andere Barbies maar 19,95 Euro kosten ?"
Zegt de verkoopster : "Meneer, -Barbie gescheiden- wordt samen verkocht met :
-de wagen van Ken
-het huis van Ken
-de boot van Ken
-de meubels van Ken
-de laptop van Ken
-de vriend van Ken"

Barbie gaat winkelen is volgens mij aan een spotprijs !

Hier ben je wel een eindje zoet mee.

Kimi Top Quotes

Place 38: Night before the race
Q: What do you do in the night before the race?
A: I sleep!

Place 37: Funny newspapers
What the papers write about me afterwards makes me laugh.

Place 36: F1 driving is boring sometimes
Q: Is it true that sometimes you’re bored in the car?
KR: Only when I am in front by a country mile, like in Melbourne last year. Then you are thinking about other things or you’re playing with the buttons on the steering wheel. Then I suddenly missed a breaking point. This year unfortunately we haven’t had such race.

Place 35: The silly press
Formula 1 would be a paradise without the media.

Place 34: Learning Italian?
Kimi at the Ferrari event 2007: I’m not going to a language school to learn Italian, that’s not what I came to do at Ferrari.

Place 33: Army service
If the army would be voluntary I wouldn’t go there.

Place 32: Donut at Belgium GP
On question about his donuts at the end of the last year’s Belgium Grand Prix, his reply was: “I lost it!”

Place 31: Just racing
Driving is the only thing I love about F1.

Place 30: Wrong ERA
My life would be much easier had I been a F1-driver in the 70’s with the guys. I was definitely born in the wrong ERA.

Place 29: The important helmet
Q: The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?
KR: It protects my head.

Place 28: You have to listen!
Q: Would you go to any other team than Ferrari?
KR: Probably not.
Q: Definitely not?
KR: I said probably not.

Place 27: Why Kimi became a race-driver and not an icehockey-player
I have decided to do motorsports because I don´t have to get up there so early in the morning.

Place 26: Interviews are so …boring!
Q: The most exciting moment during the race weekend?
KR: I think it’s the race start, always.
Q: The most boring?
KR: Now.

Place 25: New strategy?
Kimi seems to have a new strategy to get rid of the journalists:”Ah, go and interview Mikko Leppilampi. He likes to talk.”

Place 24: Just 5th place…
Q: Kimi, what’s the 5th grid place like?
KR: It’s the 5th grid place.

Place 23: There is no willingness to talk
Kimi makes clear that the mean press doesn´t belong to one of his favorite conversation partners. (Thursday before the first race of the Season)
KR: Come back tomorrow. I have still holidays today.

Place 22: Finnish music
Q: What is on your I-Pod?
KR: Mostly Finnish music, all sorts. You wouldn’t know, so it doesn’t matter what I say.

Place 21: A bit mad?
Q: Are you satisfied with the result? (Kimi again failed to score any point)
KR: Do you think I am?

Place 20: Sauber, the boss
Q: What kind of relationship do you have with Peter Sauber? Is he a father figure or godfather?
KR: He is my boss.

Place 19: He really doesn´t know??
Q: What´s about your new Tattoo? Is it permanently?
KR: I don´t know.

Place 18: Is Kimi lazy?
Q: Kimi, how is the cooperation in the Team. Do you get along with everyone?
KR: Yeah it´s fine. But they have a much harder time with me than I with anyone else.
Q: What do you mean?
KR: I am a bit lazy sometimes.

Place 17: Alonso doesn´t matter
Räikkönen isn’t affected by Alonso’s mental games. “I couldn’t care less what that man thinks!”

Place 16: Kimi disagree with Lewis Hamilton
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi´s reply to that was: “Maybe he never had sex.”

Place 15: What Kimi makes flip out
Q: Kimi, have you ever got angry about anything, and jumped up and down and shouted?
KR: Yeah, many times but of course you’re not happy if you retire or something but I guess it mostly happens more in normal life than in racing.
Q: Can you give us examples?
KR: No, not really.
Q: What are the kind of things that make you angry in normal life, as you say?
KR: If you keep asking questions like those.

Place 14: A very precise statement
Kimi tells about the track conditions at the new Formula 1 circuit in Singapore:” It is narrow in some places, wide at the other – it depends on where you are.”

Place 13: Evening without Jenni
Kimi Räikkönen on the question whether he likes it when his wife accompanied him to the races:” Yes, without her the evening in the hotel room is so boring.”

Place 12: Kimi is worried about overlapping
Q: What advice would you give to the rookies Nico Rosberg and Scott Speed?
KR: I hope that they are good in making room!

Place 11: Dancing is not his thing
Kimi on finish Independence-Day Party at the President’s castle: “I think I will skip the dancing part. Maybe someone else dances with Jenni if she wants.”

Place 10: Kimi´s stay in Canada
Q: Kimi, how you spent the days here in Canada before the GP in Montreal?
KR: I arrived here on Tuesday. So I was here yesterday.

Place 9: Italian?? Nothing for Kimi
An Italian interviewer tries to get Kimi to say something in Italian.
KR: You can talk Italian if you want to.

Place 8: What a logical ritual
Q: Do you have any special rituals when the helmet is concerned like many other drivers have?
KR: I wipe it, so that I can see better.

Place 7: Hoisted with their own petard
Q: Gossip Media asks how have you prepared for the Saison?
KR: I usually get to read from your magazines what I have done.

Place 6: Schumi wants to be well represented? Kimi thinks yes!
I’m not interested in what people think about me. I’m not Michael Schumacher.

Place 5: Without words
Q: What makes TAG Heuer (Kimi´s main-sponsor) so special?
KR: It’s ok.

Place 4: About whom he is talking here?
Kimi answered a question about his lack of emotion after winning a grand prix.
KR: It’s not my style. Yeah, winning feels good, but I’m not the type of guy who jumps up and down and rubs it in everyone’s face.

Place 3: Things you can do in Finland
Well, in summer there’s fishing and shagging. And in winter the fishing is bad.

Place 2: Kimi´s extraordinary hobby
Q: Kimi, do you have any hobbies?
KR: I collect walnuts.

Place 1: The classic
Q: Kimi Räikkönen doesn’t seem interested in the proceedings going on up there. Kimi, you missed the presentation by Pele.
KR: Yeah.
Q: Will you get over it?
KR: Yeah. I was having a shit.

Red Baron schreef:Place 16: Kimi disagree with Lewis Hamilton
Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex. Kimi´s reply to that was: “Maybe he never had sex.”

Deze crisis is erger dan een scheiding...




Ik ben de helft van mijn kapitaal kwijt...




... maar ik heb mijn vrouw nog steeds!